Thursday, August 10, 2006
BRAGGING, BITCHING AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
Yeah bitches, hoes and haters, I spent the night jamming with Buckcherry. Not only did I get to attend a kick ass show, but I got to hang out with "the band" before, during, and after the show.I have loved this band since the late 90's and I must say that they still kick ass. This was one of the BEST shows that I have EVER been to. These guys definitely kick ass. Everyone in there got more than their money's worth.
Being the VIP's that we are, we got to sit in on this amazing bands sound check. It was quite entertaining, to say the least. After the sound check all the guys came over and took a few pics and hung out for a while before leaving to get ready for the show.
I must say that I fell in love with Xavier Muriel, the drummer for Buckcherry. He was so down to earth and absolutely amazing. And as you can tell from the picture below, well yeah HE wanted ME...
He even came back out during the performance of Black Stone Cherry and I got to hang out with him again.
But the best part was after the show. Buckcherry leaves the building and the crew begin to tear down the stage. There I stand, absolutely ecstatic about the kick ass show that I just witnessed. Hair a mess. Barely any make-up left and dripping with sweat. One of the guitarist, Stevie D. handed me his guitar oick and took one last pic with Ben and I. THEN my sexy little Xavier came back into the venue and handed me his drum sticks. Yeah, I am in heaven and I am a rock star, BITCHES!
One last hug before he hits the road to Missouri.
I miss my guys already.
Now that I am threw bragging, I will now BITCH.
During the show there were so many drunk ass fools on that floor fighting to get to the stage (thats where I was), and acting like complete idiots. There were people in there acting as if they had no common sense. I understand "loving" a band and wanting to get as close as possible BUT come on. There is no reason to act the way MOST of these people did. Enjoy the show. That entire building was fucking ROCKING so no matter where you were standing. sitting, or the case of e few drunk chics, where you were puking, you were going to hear the entire show LOUD AND CLEAR.
I really didn't get to bothered by the stupidity on the floor during the show. I actually dealt with it very well. ALL EXCEPT the chic beside me that was a big as the bands tour bus. This whore kept thinking that she could "jump" up and down to the beat of the music. Well, within seconds of this activity she would lose her balance and fall all over EVERYONE. I decided to ignore her and just enjoy the show. Your all shocked, I know. Well, it didn't last. This bitch landed on my foot and damn near snapped my leg into. The ignoring was over. After Ben got threw laughung at me cussing this whore out he was the perfect gentleman and switched places with me. Needless to say he had her ass and tits all over him, until she got to tired to move and had to leave the floor in search of a chair.
Ok, back to what REALLY bothered me. After the show and Buckcherry left the stage and building, a lot of people left. Some folks hit the dance floor and began shaking their Laffy Taffy while the crew packed up the stage. Some of us just kinda sat around and tried to cool off. About 15 minutes or so later the members of Buckcherry come back in the building. All these screaming ass, pushing, neck breaking, funky smelling jack-asses that damn near killed themselves during the show DIDN"T EVEN RECOGNIZE THEM.
HELLO!!!! Were you idiots watching the show? These fuck faces just made it even hotter and more CROWDED for me and the other REAL Buckcherry fans for NO REASON. Their next song should be STUPID BITCH. Grrrrrrrrrr
Now for my LOL.
As promised I have a goody for you, MY FOLLOWERS. You love me, don't you? I know you do. And I also know why. Because I never disappoint you. I am always thinking about you. Even last night.
Me, being the magnificent MASTER that I am, got a prize for one of you lucky asses. I have an autographed picture of Psycho. That's right. Every member of Buckcherry has signed this picture. I felt that since her crazy ass was the reason I got to spend the evening with my GUYS, then what better way to show my appreciation than to have all them autograph a picture of her. A picture that I will send to the highest bidder. So get your wallets out and start balance your checkbook and place your bids.
I felt that it where time I stop complaining and actually do something for the casue. SO, with that in mind all the proceeds will go to the United Psycho Association. Let's support the mental health of America and bid accordingly.
