I was beginning to wonder WTF was going on in this crazy world when an heiress is actually treated as common folk and locked away in a disease filled jail with ahhhhhhhh REAL CRIMINALS!!!

I mean honestly people this is America. Land of opportunity. So what fucking good is to have have billions in the bank if ya actually have to OBEY the freaking law????? I can't help but wonder what the hell the judge was thinking! Has he NOT seen ONE NIGHT IN PARIS???? I mean not just anyone could lay there like a corpse while some guy bangs the shit outta them AND records it!!!!!

Anywho, I am just glad that this horrible wrong has been corrected and that the precious Paris is out in the free world again. Free to shop, drink, get high, get fucked, and if we're lucky she'll mow down a couple innocent bystanders in her $500,ooo Bentley. YAY us!!!